So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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