Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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