dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize