We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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