I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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