oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
