She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
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I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
My day in three words: secret purse cake
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where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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