when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
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I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
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You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
We had sex on a dog bed..
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I need a hoe opinion
go on
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