I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
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did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
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I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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