whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
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i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
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No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize