I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
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ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
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Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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