Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
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I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
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Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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