Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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