i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
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how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
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bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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