are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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