i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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