You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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