drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
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I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
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Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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