what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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