Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
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i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
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Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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