Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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