You work out of a Hotel?
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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