you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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