I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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