question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
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