You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
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You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
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He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
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It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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