I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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