Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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