Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
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can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
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It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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