It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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