He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
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Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
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Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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