i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Randomize
