i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
the raccoons are back...
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