This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
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