we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
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you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
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Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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