That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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