OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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