First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Randomize
