Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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