Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
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Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
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The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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