they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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