talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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