O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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