I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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