I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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