So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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