If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
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Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
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Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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