In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
my mouth tastes like poor choices
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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