He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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