last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
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I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
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I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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