I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
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we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
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If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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