ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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