Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
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I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
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Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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