So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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